Wednesday, November 30, 2011

trails season is upon us!

just in case you missed this the 1st time, here's the poster poster yet, fuck'in rad & seething with evilness! Come along an you will burn in hell, we love Satan & you can to.....bring a good lawyer just in case you case some! Sorry not funny but who cares it;s TRAILS SEASON yeeeeeoww! Poster by Chris Radford

ALV Trails some where in lush UK woods, pic's by Chris Radford who just happens to have had his 1st roll @ the Gorge this evening....yup were all just a little rusty after 6months of no riding trails & plenty of digging, the jet lagged out sleepy trails session @ Gorge was survived by all ha!

ALV Trails Ian Armstrong will be winging his way back down under for some goodtimes with us Gorge lads soon, stack that cash bro, the trails will be waiting no sorry SCREAM'IN

I told ya the keepler track is a wet one! Antione's conclusion "If it wasn't for the whiskey we would have died, we were so wet & very frezzing, it was worth it". Good 'ol bush survival with a french twist! I rekon you just love ya whisky! Who doesn't?

how to hide ya van & freedom camp in NZ "van is ler camouflage, non freedom camper? Where?
(spot the whiskey ler bottle is full)

I got a say when french boys hang at trails they sure make 'em home & work there asses off! So a MASSIVE THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR HELP AT THE GORGE goes out to our rad French brothers Antione (above) & Carlito for being awesome & contributing to our much loved Gorge! We're missing the fresh bread, ler language barrier, Carlito's drumming & just hang'in out @ night by the fire with whiskey & staring into the trails under the star light, bliss man!

French connection Jems @ COMPRESSION BMX just sent this thru & it's a treat! When is a dog a pumpkin? When @ Catty Thanks bro! Here's what Jems has to say
"hey mates here's a short video put together with the few footage Stephane Lafitte and myself got from the Catty jam weekend at both the trails around .I still can't thank enough those guys who welcomed us so nicely!!hope you'll like the video!"

don't 4get this sat 3rd december it's a ride in the trails jam @ The Gorge, Satan an his evil spawn of BMX'ers have been making sure she's running good & 3pm this sunday is your chance if that other dude in the sky keeps the rain away, but hey what r trails with out water......a pile of dust!

Satan's lax packing & rolling paid off, this fresh virginal lip on the new line got it's hymen ripped apart. It's always entertaining being the test pilot, but i love that shit...cos ya just don't kno what to expect, will she bit or treat you right.

these pic's were stolen of BLAZE A TRAIL so very blatantly, cheers Cam cos i'm to dam lazy to take any photo's, yes Dingo it has begun.....make sure ya come an visit you auzzie rippa!

Friday, November 25, 2011

Dane Searls R.I.P

It's so very sad to know we've lost the amazingly rad as Dane Searls. Dane passed away today & will forever be roasting trails & dreaming of us all during his last & final sleep. Dane will forever live on with in the hearts & minds of all those who were blessed to hang out & roast trails with him. Dane is & will remain a LEGEND, always pushing the limits of what can be achieved at the trails, one of the styliest slayers of trails to have ever lived & blue grooved trannys this earth has ever seen. From the 1st time i meet Dane @ Hazo & during all the rad as goodtimes we all had roasting the trails all around Sydney, Dane was always one of the humblest, down to earth (when not roasting cos he'd be float'in) & most passionate of loyal diggers I've ever had the honor of riding & digging with. Such a legend in the down under trails scene will NEVER be forgotten. All of us diggers here @ The Gorge send our condolences out to Dane's family & friends during these sad times.

Were all gona miss your smile, ya style & ya beautiful kicks out man!


trails will forever be screaming out for you!

............we ride for Dane on 3rd December @ The Gorge Road Open Day Jam.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Dane Searls STAY STRONG!

All of the Gorge crew are thinking of you man! Hang in there Dane, you can fight this! The biggest battle in your life right now is to LIVE! Wake up! We have the Gorge well dialed....... make it through an come & ride with us! Much love goes to you brother!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011


Dane Searls doing what he does best Saturday 19th November 2011... superman eat ya heart out!


Raising hell....Gorge Jam

it's almost our season to be slaying trails again, yeeeeeeeooooooow!

the poster says it all! hit to go big!
big up's to PHATLINES & QTMTBC for all the diggin, dirt & goodtimes!

here's some god dam fresh footy of some goodtimes in Catty's infamous woods, need a say more.....SEKT!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

day's place

this vid is rather rad. Check it!

Saturday, November 12, 2011

dig'n catty

yup, this is dope! big ups 2 all the Catty crew & the rest of you diggers out there who really only care about one thing...TRAILS!


Tuesday, November 8, 2011

dirt sets in the east....

it's it's it's a berm well over your head.
Satan's work.

i know it's a bit late, happy helloweed all! Well heeelllloooo pothead well CENSORED LADY is my fav tho or is it pothead lady..... censored..... pothead...ladies? just check out that wasted youth

More footy from Jems & Stephane's trip to the dirty east coast. "Here's a Gopro edit made by my house/travelmate Stephane Lafitte from our recent trip to Pensylvania (via NYC).
i hope you like it!

.....we rise for dirt in the south

this vid's for you Lowell Diggity Dawg!...let the goodtimes roll, here it comes!

hooooolllly Marley is little they sure grow fast, he's now go'in on 7, time for a 20 i think!

Monday, November 7, 2011

trails TV yeeeeeeeeow!

holy shit what is the weather upto hahha! Any way Jems from Compression sent me this vid! Check it out!

here's what Jems has to say "hey hey
here's a short edit filmed at Hazelwood trails in Pennsylvania during a fall session.
Arkus, Douggy, Doyle, Wert, Popple, Potoczny & Louie are killing it and Yeagle is digging!!
hope you'll like it.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow! Dam legit man!

so watch the original vid 1st then this below! If you like the Beastie Boys and you are as old as me to remember when "Fight for our right 2 Party" came out on record & cassette, shut up i own the 12", 7" & "Licensed to Ill" alll on vinyl ie wax, black gold may kno them as records.......round black plastic disc with grooves you put on a record player.....big round metal disc's that rotates 360 degress @ 33.3 0r 45 rpm with tone arm & needle, you plug into mixer to cut shit up! Im off on a musical tangent haha! Anyway watch the vid below if ya ain't sent it all ready, fuckin dope & the ending is a little insane! Enjoy

finally here's somethang else! Cheers to that gentle giant Chris Radasfuckford, don't piss him off or he'll squash ya like an ant.....maybe, i wouldn't try an find out aye!

mmmmm that skinny shitty food eating stylie kid from TX....whoaps i mean't Austin, just watch if ya havn't seen it! a mocking US accent or is it canadimercan shit i can never tell haha "oh my god oh my god is she fucking crazy" lucky to be alive...go on have another beer or 3 dozen HA! RANDOM

nuff of that! MORE TRAILS...ok fine

Last week the UK DC BMX team took a trip to Eastern Pennsylvania. Here's a GoPro clip Leo Forte filmed on the westside line at the infamous Catty Woods.

i had to put this up again cos slay'in season ain't toooo far off for you slackers out their, sorry i meant the public! The Gorge is looking god dam beautiful big ups to Satan aka Nath the driving force of evil behind the Gorge, Lowell dam Diggity to legit to quit and to the ever van squatting dam loyal trails diggin gypsies i ever meet Antoine & Carletoe aka the Frenchies r living the kiwi trails life @ D Gorge'ous, you all kick ass! Oh yeah the Gorge has changed some over winter!

The 4th season feel the force of evil @


see you kiwi shredders soon!

A BIG GET WELL LANGA BANGA, OUCH MAN, i kno how that shit feels, try giving yaself a man'gina like i did 4 yrs ago, with slam 's penetrating well deep into ya groin & breaking ya pelvis, yes i had bar ends...Thanks again to Sion Rodgers & Greg Barnes for saving my ass.......the nitrous oxide & chopper ride was rad doped up on pethidine or was it morphine?