trails season is upon us!

just in case you missed this the 1st time, here's the poster again......best poster yet, fuck'in rad & seething with evilness! Come along an you will burn in hell, we love Satan & you can to.....bring a good lawyer just in case you case some! Sorry not funny but who cares it;s TRAILS SEASON yeeeeeoww! Poster by Chris Radford

ALV Trails some where in lush UK woods, pic's by Chris Radford who just happens to have had his 1st roll @ the Gorge this evening....yup were all just a little rusty after 6months of no riding trails & plenty of digging, the jet lagged out sleepy trails session @ Gorge was survived by all ha!

ALV Trails Ian Armstrong will be winging his way back down under for some goodtimes with us Gorge lads soon, stack that cash bro, the trails will be waiting no sorry SCREAM'IN

I told ya the keepler track is a wet one! Antione's conclusion "If it wasn't for the whiskey we would have died, we were so wet & very frezzing, it was worth it". Good 'ol bush survival with a french twist! I rekon you just love ya whisky! Who doesn't?

how to hide ya van & freedom camp in NZ "van is ler camouflage, non freedom camper? Where?
(spot the whiskey ler bottle is full)

I got a say when french boys hang at trails they sure make 'em home & work there asses off! So a MASSIVE THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR HELP AT THE GORGE goes out to our rad French brothers Antione (above) & Carlito for being awesome & contributing to our much loved Gorge! We're missing the fresh bread, ler language barrier, Carlito's drumming & just hang'in out @ night by the fire with whiskey & staring into the trails under the star light, bliss man!

French connection Jems @ COMPRESSION BMX just sent this thru & it's a treat! When is a dog a pumpkin? When @ Catty Thanks bro! Here's what Jems has to say
"hey mates here's a short video put together with the few footage Stephane Lafitte and myself got from the Catty jam weekend at both the trails around .I still can't thank enough those guys who welcomed us so nicely!!hope you'll like the video!"
cheers
jems

don't 4get this sat 3rd december it's a ride in the trails jam @ The Gorge, Satan an his evil spawn of BMX'ers have been making sure she's running good & 3pm this sunday is your chance if that other dude in the sky keeps the rain away, but hey what r trails with out water......a pile of dust!

Satan's lax packing & rolling paid off, this fresh virginal lip on the new line got it's hymen ripped apart. It's always entertaining being the test pilot, but i love that shit...cos ya just don't kno what to expect, will she bit or treat you right.

these pic's were stolen of BLAZE A TRAIL so very blatantly, cheers Cam cos i'm to dam lazy to take any photo's, yes Dingo it has begun.....make sure ya come an visit you auzzie rippa!

trails TV yeeeeeeeeow!

holy shit what is the weather upto hahha! Any way Jems from Compression sent me this vid! Check it out!

here's what Jems has to say "hey hey
here's a short edit filmed at Hazelwood trails in Pennsylvania during a fall session.
Arkus, Douggy, Doyle, Wert, Popple, Potoczny & Louie are killing it and Yeagle is digging!!
hope you'll like it.
cheers
Jems"

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow! Dam legit man!

so watch the original vid 1st then this below! If you like the Beastie Boys and you are as old as me to remember when "Fight for our right 2 Party" came out on record & cassette, shut up i own the 12", 7" & "Licensed to Ill" alll on vinyl ie wax, black gold man...you may kno them as records.......round black plastic disc with grooves you put on a record player.....big round metal disc's that rotates 360 degress @ 33.3 0r 45 rpm with tone arm & needle, you plug into mixer to cut shit up! Im off on a musical tangent haha! Anyway watch the vid below if ya ain't sent it all ready, fuckin dope & the ending is a little insane! Enjoy

finally here's somethang else! Cheers to that gentle giant Chris Radasfuckford, don't piss him off or he'll squash ya like an ant.....maybe, i wouldn't try an find out aye!

mmmmm that skinny shitty food eating stylie kid from TX....whoaps i mean't Austin, just watch if ya havn't seen it!

.....in a mocking US accent or is it canadimercan shit i can never tell haha "oh my god oh my god is she fucking crazy" lucky to be alive...go on have another beer or 3 dozen HA! RANDOM

nuff of that! MORE TRAILS...ok fine

Last week the UK DC BMX team took a trip to Eastern Pennsylvania. Here's a GoPro clip Leo Forte filmed on the westside line at the infamous Catty Woods.

i had to put this up again cos slay'in season ain't toooo far off for you slackers out their, sorry i meant the public! The Gorge is looking god dam beautiful big ups to Satan aka Nath the driving force of evil behind the Gorge, Lowell dam Diggity to legit to quit and to the ever van squatting dam loyal trails diggin gypsies i ever meet Antoine & Carletoe aka the Frenchies r living the kiwi trails life @ D Gorge'ous, you all kick ass! Oh yeah the Gorge has changed some over winter!

The 4th season feel the force of evil @

THE GORGE WELCOME TO ANOTHER TRAILS SLAYING SEASON JAM 3rd December.....no flyer jus yet.

see you kiwi shredders soon!

A BIG GET WELL LANGA BANGA, OUCH MAN, i kno how that shit feels, try giving yaself a man'gina like i did 4 yrs ago, with slam 's penetrating well deep into ya groin & breaking ya pelvis, yes i had bar ends...Thanks again to Sion Rodgers & Greg Barnes for saving my ass.......the nitrous oxide & chopper ride was rad doped up on pethidine or was it morphine?

Compression' goodness

Here's more raddness from ler french fry'in trails roast'in Jem's, if ya don't have or didn't get yaself a copy of Compression....arn't ya just lucky that Jems keeps dropping sections from his sweet as dvd, here's what Jems has to say.

"hey guys here is (a bit late) the time to drop the Neighbourhood Belgium part on the web which has been filmed and put together by Had Picard, our mate @ SoulBMX mag. Hope you'll like it !!

cheers

jems

On a local front we had a dam sweet as session at the Gorge on Friday just gone, believe it or not were still roast'in d Gorge, this time last year they were under tarps due to shitty wether & shut down for the season so we'vebeen treating every session we have latley like it's our last. All it'll take is one dam shitty weather front to shut 'em down for the season. Fingers crossed that winters cold wet frozen grip does not come for a bit yet. Big up's to Nath, Dingo, Lowell & Cam for a dam good friday roast up! I'll put some fresh autumn Gorge pic's up shortly until then, go ride trails like ya should yeeeeeeeeeeeow!

here be some lose footy of Florida's Casselberry trails get'in well slayed, enjoy!
check out Here for kicks & Wasted Youth, for insane trails antics & just plan old wild dudes getting loose!

Deco's Mat Olson Broke up the Colorado cold and stayed in a tent at the Casselberry Trails house for a week in Florida. This is part 1 of 3 edits coming out. Stay tuned.

Rolezinho com um churrasquinhooo, um i don't understand but this vid is pretty sweet they've sure got some nice dirt in South America man...gonna have to get down there one day, so many places to wanna get to PA 1st, Austin, France,UK.........few if only money grew on tree's aye HA!

Compressional inspirational

if ya ain't got Compression yet, ya missing out man! Jems has been droppping sections from his sweet as dvd on the net now for a while, Compression came out with a sweet as trails issue of SOUL BMX, big up's to Ben for giving me a copy of it while he & the Lituel crew were in QT, apart for Ben's balls hanging out as he sunbathed at the Gorge on our picnic table, it was rad to meet them all & holy shit Ben, Alex & Phyphy's womenizing antics were sooo hilairious. If your in Paris hook up with them Pipeline trails dudes ie Liteul Crew an no doubt you'll be in for a treat & a crazy few nights hit'in up ler frenchie pub's & ler clubs on de hunt fer ler ladies undies? So here's the word from Jems "hey chaps pretty proud this week to introduce the "Provence" part from the DVD's body.it deals about the southern east side of the french trails scene.

hope you'll like it!! Sad saad robot!!! Jems here's a bunch more sections from one hell of a rad french (little UK) trail scene!

if ya wana see more hit up Jems @ Compression BMX dig trails yo! ps 3 annual "Tim Hales Wanaka Shredaton"......November/December 2011 more info as it comes, acid cat lives on! Arrrhhhhhh!